You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Lena Dunham (x)
Why I love her and why you should too.(via longlivethegirlinthedress)
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
"I’m an anti-feminist"
This made me laugh so hard!