(Source: tastefullyoffensive)



vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa)



staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude



(Source: lanafan)



my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)




warm-chocolate-soy-milk:

Best people

(Source: cutebutthole)




athinikli:

"But Nicki Minaj is such a bad role model for women"

(Source: aubreygrahems)



Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

(via longlivethegirlinthedress)

(Source: mylittlebookofquotes)




photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend



(Source: shirtp)




nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

(Source: youtube.com)



meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned



ihocklecockles:

"I’m an anti-feminist"




pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!



(Source: guccimaneuver)